Let's be real for a second. I love Pinterest. I get about 47.7% of my craft ideas from there, (y'know, roughly speaking), and quite frankly, I love the idea of being able to organize the whole internetz.
But if I had a nickel for each time someone has posted something with the caption, "I'll be glad I pinned this!" or "Brilliant!" I WOULD HAVE SO MANY NICKELS, YOU GUYS.
786 ways to throw up in a donkey stomach!
I'll be glad I pinned this!
Turn old toilet paper rolls into older-looking toilet paper rolls!
Brilliant! I need more of those!
Learn to whistle with your butthole!
I'll be so glad I pinned this!
Pin THIS! (This is where I'd gesture offensively towards the male genitalia I don't have. Just sayin'.)
In other news, I did refinish/refurnish ALL THE THINGS in my apartment yesterday. This sounds like a death-defying feat, but actually I live in a cupboard. Under the stairs. Also, I'm Harry Potter.
AVADA KEDAVRA, BITCHES*.
*(Disclaimer: for whatever reason, I just want to end every single blog post with fondly and declaratively calling you all bitches. I'm working on it.
** (Double disclaimer: "declaritavely" apparently isn't a word. Well, I do declare: the fuck?)